Top Ten men who, sadly, are fictional
1. Mr. Darcy—sure, it takes some time to break through his cool exterior, but when you do, you find a rich guy with a great heart who is willing to put up with the world's most irritating mother-in-law.
2. Atticus Finch—even without the dashing Gregory Peck's Oscar-worthy portrayal of this small-town single dad who was "born to do our unpleasant deeds for us," this fictional man is the ultimate in sadly fictional men. The world needs more Atticus Finches...period.
3. Archie Goodwin—fans of Rex Stout's legendary Nero Wolfe series won't be surprised to find their favorite gumshoe on this list. While Wolfe is the resident genius of this tremendous crime/mystery franchise, there's no doubting that Archie—Wolfe's eyes, ears, and legs—is a quick-witted, fast-talking super-sleuth who happens to be a heck of a dancer.
4. The men of Easy Company—okay, this is a tricky one because Band of Brothers (both the book and the mini-series) were based on real men fighting a real war, so they aren't fictional. But I just loved the mini-series so much that I'm adding an addendum to this category, because after all, "They're paratroopers; they're supposed to be surrounded." Swoon.
5. Dumbledore—see Atticus Finch.
6. Jason Bourne—James Bond who? is all I have to say. When it comes to spy guys, Jason Bourne is the real thing—smart, athletic, and not so busy womanizing that he gets himself captured and nearly killed every time. (The fact that Matt Damon plays him on the big screen doesn't hurt matters either.)
7. Joe Morelli and Ranger—I'm dividing this one between the two loves of Stephanie Plum's life, because if Janet Evanovich doesn't have to choose, then neither should I.
8. Luke from Gilmore Girls—he cooks, he cleans, he fixes stuff around the house all while looking impossibly beautiful in baseball caps and flannel. He may not have the world-saving, heart-stopping dramatics of some of the others in the top ten, but Luke does the stuff that matters when it matters and that makes him a hero by anyone's standards.
9. Seth Cohen—smart, funny, and an almost sure-thing to medal in the upcoming Sarcasm Olympics. He's the reason the OC works. Take Seth away and all you have is rich people who don't eat enough.
10. Clark Kent—just because I don't think it would hurt to have a farm boy with super powers walking around in the world.
2. Atticus Finch—even without the dashing Gregory Peck's Oscar-worthy portrayal of this small-town single dad who was "born to do our unpleasant deeds for us," this fictional man is the ultimate in sadly fictional men. The world needs more Atticus Finches...period.
3. Archie Goodwin—fans of Rex Stout's legendary Nero Wolfe series won't be surprised to find their favorite gumshoe on this list. While Wolfe is the resident genius of this tremendous crime/mystery franchise, there's no doubting that Archie—Wolfe's eyes, ears, and legs—is a quick-witted, fast-talking super-sleuth who happens to be a heck of a dancer.
4. The men of Easy Company—okay, this is a tricky one because Band of Brothers (both the book and the mini-series) were based on real men fighting a real war, so they aren't fictional. But I just loved the mini-series so much that I'm adding an addendum to this category, because after all, "They're paratroopers; they're supposed to be surrounded." Swoon.
5. Dumbledore—see Atticus Finch.
6. Jason Bourne—James Bond who? is all I have to say. When it comes to spy guys, Jason Bourne is the real thing—smart, athletic, and not so busy womanizing that he gets himself captured and nearly killed every time. (The fact that Matt Damon plays him on the big screen doesn't hurt matters either.)
7. Joe Morelli and Ranger—I'm dividing this one between the two loves of Stephanie Plum's life, because if Janet Evanovich doesn't have to choose, then neither should I.
8. Luke from Gilmore Girls—he cooks, he cleans, he fixes stuff around the house all while looking impossibly beautiful in baseball caps and flannel. He may not have the world-saving, heart-stopping dramatics of some of the others in the top ten, but Luke does the stuff that matters when it matters and that makes him a hero by anyone's standards.
9. Seth Cohen—smart, funny, and an almost sure-thing to medal in the upcoming Sarcasm Olympics. He's the reason the OC works. Take Seth away and all you have is rich people who don't eat enough.
10. Clark Kent—just because I don't think it would hurt to have a farm boy with super powers walking around in the world.
posted by Ally Carter at Saturday, July 02, 2005
28 Comments:
i feel the need to add someone to your list:
Edward Cullen: yes, he is a vampire but he's a GOOD vampire. he doesn't feed on people...just animals...the big scary ones that eat too much anyway. and did i mention that he is gorgeous? and strong, and smart, and...oh you get the point.
-other than that your list is perfect :)
much love,
Marie
uummm....atticus finch....probably the BEST role model for anyone in the entire universe!
Soory- gotta add-
Josh is totally unreal-
Perfect boyfreinds don't exist- or they live across the continent, which again makes them unperfect. And perfectness is a flaw too, sooo.... you get my point.
See I was going to say Edward Cullen as well, but that was already taken. And I totally agree with you on the whole James Bond-is-a-total-disgrace-to-spies thing. Cammie is so much better!
ok so yeah two people have already said Edward Cullen and i totally agree! he is def amazing! and yeah you should add Josh and Zach from your books to the list as well!!! i think i like Zach more then Josh though! but anyways Edward Cullen is amazing and highly suggest you read the Twilight books!
wow i totally agree with Darcy! he is definately an amazing fictional character
The Men of Easy Company - YES. Thank you.
And of course Mr. Darcy. He sets the curve. Is that why I'm still single???
I would like to add, in no particular order:
Legolas (Elf)
Eomer (Rider of Rohan)
Faramir (Man of Gondor)
King Arthur (the ultimate knight in shining armor)
They appeal to my mythological side.
Karen
You forgot to mention that Jason can do a pretty good job haircutting.
Dumbledore?
Two words: EDWARD CULLEN!!!! He's the male main character of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Series, which I HIGHLY recommend!!!!! He is the best man ever!!!!!!!! I love your books!
Ally, Commpleatly agree with the Jason Bourne, all tho Bosnon-Bond might give him a run for his money, Conery-bond doesn't even come close. :)
Edward Cullen rules but sadly i am not finsed w/ twlight so i am going to go read it.
You should add Ian and Jared from "The Host" (also by Stephenie Meyer, who, as u probably heard, rox). Ps U should add Edward.
Ok. Jacob Black needs to be on the list. I don't like blood suckers. I howl for Jake!
Edward Cullen & Josh need to be added. Seriously. (They are the best.)
:) :D :) :D :)
I Am a huge fan of gilmore girls! Luck shouldnt be fictional you grow to love him so much...I have to agree with atticus I love "to kill a mocking bird!" And no doubt about mr darcy. but i think you should add one more to that list...michael vaughn... He is handsom smart, caring, a spy...
p.s. I thought it was the coolest thing how you would refrence the two shows that i know everything about (because they are my two favs.
~a girl who has everyline of g.g.memorized. ..well almost
I think you should add Chuck Bartowski from the T.V.show,Chuck.
Wouldn't it be soooooooooooooo cool if he were real?
josh and Zach are pretty much the most amazing book characters i have ever read about! omg! perfect boyfriend sheen!!! but Zach is better cause he is a spy. if only he looked like josh! but my character in my book, his name is Taylor Jordan, is my true love!!
lauren
Ok now that you added Edward Cullen and Jacob Black to the 2nd list... its all good. But i think you should add Zach and Josh. Personally, Zach is waaaay better than Josh. I would write a list of reasons why Zach is better than Josh but that would take too long. I just wish these men were real... *sigh*
I personally think Will Turner is a pretty great fictional character. He's a pirate on the side of good and love, not to mention Orlando Bloom is totally gorgeous. And I definitely agree with Jason Bourne, amazing.
ok i havnt seen this one on here but Todd spencer from Chrisy Miller series by Robin Jones Gunn... they are amazing books but your books ally are BETTER but Todd is just the perfect man.
You are seriously me! It's freaky.
I definetly think you should add Jacob Black and then make another list just for Edward Cullen titled "Men We Thank God That They Aren't Real."
Zach should really be on this list because ever girl needs a guy like this around even just to be her best friend. Love him!
Can't wait til the next book comes out nearly dying here (maybe I'll go practice my rapelling)
love,
Klare
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Gilmore Girls and I love Luke!!!!!!!!!!! Im so glad he made ur list ^^
and I also love Mr.Darcy, Pride and Prejudice ftw ^^
Luv ur books!
~Demi
many of the men you listed are amsing but i think if they ALL were real the world would explod...like really...BOOM...and that my friends, would be bad.
I completely agree with Atticus Finch-we just read that book in school and he was my favorite character.
Yes, yes yes you must add Edward Cullen. But if you've read the Mortal Instruments Series, you've definitely gotta add Jace Wayland. He's way better than Edward Cullen in my opinion. Other than that, great list (:
hey ally i think you may need to update these
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