Random Googles of the Week

One of the best things about having a website is checking to see how many hits you’re getting. After all, I can’t very well camp out at my local Barnes & Noble and count how many people look at my book (well, I could, but I promised I’d stop so B&N would drop the charges against me.)

I can, however, see how many people are coming to my online home. And even better, I can see how they got here.

Some of you reach this site by typing in allycarter.com. Some come through links. A good many of you reach this destination by way of Google or some other online search engine. But judging by the phrases which some of you have Googled in order to find me, I have to think that this site is a serious disappointment.

For example, if you are the person who Googled “Skin Tight Olympic Outfits” and ended up here, I am so sorry. I have neither pictures nor explanations. This must be a waste of your time.

For the person Googling “Coed Olympics”: if you find an answer, please let me know. Also, if you’re wanting to try out for the hot chocolate team, check back soon for details.

Quite a few people are interested in “Katie Couric’s legs.” Again, I don’t have info or pictures, but I can say, way to go, Katie!

If you are the person who asked “Why Does NBC Show So Much Curling?” I think the answer is obvious: because it’s awesome.

And if you know the guy who asked Google about “Do It Yourself Residential Elevators,” yeah, I’d take the stairs.

For the great many of you who find me by searching for the phrase “How to Cheat” I really, really hope you’re talking about Solitaire.

No matter how you got here, though, I hope you’ll come back soon.

--Ally