Mad Blogs
Okay, I've actually been wanting to do this for FOREVER, but I thought you guys might think it was lame. But now your posts have convinced me otherwise. Yea!
So here we have it, Mad Blogs!!!!!
(below is something I want to blog about--but can't--because I'm not stupid. Or tacky. But mostly stupid. So, please feel free to fill in the blanks however you see fit!)
Oh my gosh! What is it about __nouns__ these days? I've gotten several lately--and each is more __adjective__ than the last! Like the other day, I got one that had a __noun___ that you have to __verb__, and the __noun___ was freaking __adjective__!
They __verb__ like _noun__ or maybe __nouns__! I __verb__ for a long time, thinking do these _nouns_ not have _nouns_?
I guess not. Of course I could __verb__...
But what would be the odds of that?
-Ally
So here we have it, Mad Blogs!!!!!
(below is something I want to blog about--but can't--because I'm not stupid. Or tacky. But mostly stupid. So, please feel free to fill in the blanks however you see fit!)
Oh my gosh! What is it about __nouns__ these days? I've gotten several lately--and each is more __adjective__ than the last! Like the other day, I got one that had a __noun___ that you have to __verb__, and the __noun___ was freaking __adjective__!
They __verb__ like _noun__ or maybe __nouns__! I __verb__ for a long time, thinking do these _nouns_ not have _nouns_?
I guess not. Of course I could __verb__...
But what would be the odds of that?
-Ally
posted by Ally Carter at Monday, May 22, 2006
6 Comments:
Woohoo! Look what I started. Well, I'm game. Let's see what I can come up with.
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Oh my gosh! What is it about DVD packages these days? I've gotten several lately--and each is more frustrating than the last! Like the other day, I got one that had a tab that you have to pull, and the tab was freaking gone!
They drive me up the wall like getting a paper cut or maybe Paris Hilton! I fume for a long time, thinking do these package manufacturers not have brains?
I guess not. Of course I could hack them apart with a chainsaw...
But what would be the odds of that?
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Am I close? Didn't think so.
Amy
God, I'm too brain dead to fill in the blanks after work, but if I could it would be something about those darned chain emails my mother keeps sending me, you know the ones, where you need to forward it to 20 of your friends or you'll die by tomorrow.
I don't even know 20 people I like that well - friends????? That's pushing it in today's society.
How did Amy do itallics? I can't write HTML code. OK, I have two tries. The first one is totally random, true MadLib style. The second one is a little better thought out. Either way, I think I should have stuck with Pash's "dirty toilet tissue" suggestions.
1. Oh my gosh! What is it about _computers_ these days? I've gotten several lately -- and each is more _jiggly_ than the last! Like the other day, I got one that had a _fingernail_ that you have to _roast_, and the _iPod_ was freaking _pink_!
They _smash_ like _Veronica Mars_ or maybe even _lipsticks_! I _kneel_ for a long time, thinking do these _eyeballs_ not have _cheerleaders_?
I guess not. Of course, I could _plow the back 40_.
2. Oh my gosh! What is it about _dogs_ these days? I've gotten several lately -- and each is more _poodly_ than the last! Like the other day, I got one that had a _tam_ that you have to _button_, and the _poodle_ was freaking _squeaky_!
They _drink_ like _agents_ or maybe even _editors_! I _huddle in fetal position_ for a long time, thinking do these _poodles_ not have _liver damage_?
I guess not. Of course, I could _always go back to ad copywriting_.
Ally, your MadBlog exceeds my feeble attempts, but it was *fun*. Thank you!
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Ooh, good tries, one and all! But I'm afraid you haven't gotten it--which is a good thing, because...well...it would be awkward.
But thanks for playing! Maybe I'll do this again down the line.
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听妈妈的话
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不得不爱
老公老公我爱你
简单爱
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舞娘
反转地球
今天你要嫁给我
发如雪
老婆老婆我爱你
我不后悔
爱我别走
QQ爱
爸爸妈妈
大城小爱
寂寞沙洲冷
夜曲
离歌
白色风车
约定
羽毛
秋天不回来
那年夏天
让泪化作相思雨
生日礼物
曹操
一万个理由
手放开
隐形的翅膀
狼爱上羊
我想更懂你
心雨
触电
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