Why I will probably never be a Gallagher Girl:

As many of you know by now, Gallagher Girls are pretty exceptional (it says so on the school stationary.) And even though I invented them and all, I'm pretty sure I could never actually be one--which is sad, but not without reason.

Here's why:

--I'm not a genius. In fact, here's how un-geniusy I am: I arranged to have a huge deadline at the same time as all the TV season finales! Now, if that's not the work of someone of sub-par intelligence, I don't know what is.

--I'm not exactly athletic. At all. And even though not every Gallagher Girl is the "kill a man with her bare hands" type, they can probably all walk for forty-five minutes on the treadmill without having to get off and get a drink ever four tenths of a mile.

--I wouldn't look very good in those skirts.

--The Gallagher Mansion is old, and probably drafty. I, personally, hate being cold.

--One word: math.

--One other word: science.

--And the biggie...they don't exist. Not really.

And isn't that a shame?


Happy reading, everyone! Personally, I'm hoping for happy writing (and a little treadmill time to maybe increase the chances of looking good in those skirts.)


-Ally