Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My three-year-old-niece.
My three-year-old niece who?
My three-year-old-niece who is obsessed with knock knock jokes!
But she only knows two and now she's driving everyone crazy with them.
So who knows a good knock knock joke?
Or ten?
Hope to see as many of you as possible at the big signing in Lewisville, TX tomorrow at 2:00!
-Ally
Who's there?
My three-year-old-niece.
My three-year-old niece who?
My three-year-old-niece who is obsessed with knock knock jokes!
But she only knows two and now she's driving everyone crazy with them.
So who knows a good knock knock joke?
Or ten?
Hope to see as many of you as possible at the big signing in Lewisville, TX tomorrow at 2:00!
-Ally
posted by Ally Carter at Friday, December 07, 2007
22 Comments:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
-Knock Knock!
-Whos There?
-Boo!
-Boo who?
-Don't cry, it's just a knock-knock joke!
:)
knock Knock!
Whos's there?
Shelby!
Shebly who?
Shelby riding around the mountain when she comes, shelby riding around the mountain when she comes.Shelby riding around the mountain,shelby riding around the mountain, shelby riding around the mountain when she comes!!
knock knock!
who's there?
big
big who?
gosh it's just a knock knock joke..
I don't know any good knock knock jokes, but I AM SUPER EXCITED ABOUT U COMING TO TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
knock, knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock, knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock, knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana?
knock, knock
who's there?
knock knock
who's there?
knock, knock
who's there?
LET ME IN ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... let's think...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Little Old lady.
Little Old lady, who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Kay, i know they are kinda "Laffy Taffy" jokes, but... they made me laugh!
I don't know any knock knock jokes but I what to tell you that I saw LYKY at my school's scholastic book fair, and better yet I convinced my friend to buy it!
this is wickd stupid, but...
knock knock
whos there?
moo
moo who?
im confusd, r u a cow or an owl?
lol, randomly made that up =D
<3 celia
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting co---
MOO!
About the dumbest joke, but so funny when you pull it on someone who's never heard it, because in the middle of "interrupting cow who?" you yell "MOO!" Love it.
jess! wrote the one I was going to leave. I'm 25 years old, but I still occasionally use it, and it still makes me laugh a lot. I like to say "banana" until the person is about to go crazy and then finally say "orange" - I did it recently to a friend who had never heard it, and he was getting quite annoyed, but my sister and I were both cracking up.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quack another dumb joke like that and I'm out of here.
i don't know any good knock knock jokes but i know a pretty good ridle.
How do you see the world through a square?
a window ;)
Knock Nock!
Who's there?
You!
You who?
What?
--really randomly made that up =D
do you get it?
Someone already posted a version of this, but this is a pretty popular one:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows Go!
Cows go who?
No, owls go "hoo," silly! Cows go MOO!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me! (you pinch the person)
^ my mom does this one to everyone
hey, allie.
how's the big book signing yesterday?????
hope you enjoyed it!! c=
kk! wt? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwawyne da bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Sam and Janet.
(singing) ...Sam and Janet evening, you will find your true love...
Alison.
Alison to you after you listen to me.
Ally.
Alligator! (make jaws with hands, gobble/tickle niece!)
And there is this classic:
A lady calls for a plumber to fix her kitchen sink in the middle of a cold winter. Tired of waiting all day, she leaves the house to do some errands.
The plumber shows up an hour later, and knocks on the door.
"Who is it?" replies the lady's parrot.
"It's the plumber, I've come to fix the sink," he replies. He waits a few minutes for someone to answer the door, shivering in the cold weather.
A bit angry, he knocks again.
"Who is it?" the parrot says.
"It's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!"
Again, he waits, stamping his feet, rubbing his gloved hands to stay warm. Nobody answers the door.
Really angry, he pounds on the door! "Who is it?" "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK! LET ME IN!"
Again, nobody answers. Fed up, he angrily turns on the icy stoop, slips on the stairs, and knocks himself out.
Ten minutes later, the housewife returns, shocked to find a stranger passed out on her front stoop. "Who is THAT?!" she exclaims.
Replies the parrot, "It's the plumber. He's come to fix the sink."
knock knock whos there
your mom
your mom who
dude shut up your moms coming!
knock knock!
Who's there?
The!
The Who?
Great Band!
ok, not funny, i know, but it was the best i could do.
~ari! :o)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
(sung) Iiiii-vsn working on the raaaiiillllroad....
or this one:
Why did the man throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
(my 4-yr-old- bro says this ALL. THE. TIME.)
or you could try this:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Won't you peas wet me come in? It's pourwing oud here!
Knock Knock!
~Whos there?
~An owl goes!
~an owl goes who?
~Yea silly an owl does go Who!
I think i might have revearsed someone elses?
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