ally carter

Thursday, August 07, 2008

I feel like I should blog today...

I feel like I should blog today, but I'm having trouble being clever. Or interesting. Perhaps that's because I haven't exactly left the house in a while.

Maybe I'll go see THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2 tomorrow.

But HEIST isn't going to finish itself, people! It simply WILL NOT.

I've tried staring at the keyboard and thinking TYPE, TYPE, TYPE really intently, but that didn't work.

And then I tried sleeping with my Alphasmart under my pillow. Nothing.

And then I tried going into a trance-like state...

But I just ended up falling asleep. Again.

Sigh.

Maybe I should just be like James Patterson and hire someone else to write my books FOR me!

YES! That is totally what I should do!!!!!

So there you have it, people. I'm now taking applications for people to write my books for me. Oh, yes. This is definitely going to be easier. Just imagine how many movies I could see then?!!?!?

Best. Idea. Ever.


-Ally


Progress on the book that someone else will hopefully soon be writing.
Because it's kind of kicking my butt.
And I'm pretty sure someone else could do it better.


46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i will gladly HELP you write ally but i will not do it for yu

11:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one can write the book better than you!!

11:32 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

dont worry you will get it
and nobody would ever be able to finish it better than you

you are the only person that truly knows these characters inside and out, thier flaws, dreams, motivations, etc. you will write an amazing story and i for one cant wait for it to come out

good luck
(insert inspirational quote here)
sorry i was trying to think of something really cool to say but your the writer and i think that you would know what fits best

any way your books are amazing and i cant wait for them to be published

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll help write!! 3/4 dpne!! Nice!!
Jex

1:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

75% is better than 0%... so think of how far you've come!

2:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would write the book if you told me what to write, but I agree with anonymous comment #2-nobody can write them better than you :)!

7:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey ally your doing a wonderful job, and look your more than half-way done ,i have tried to sit down and write a book but i never can make it past about four pages. i don't know how you do it.

7:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But look how far you've come already!

Take a break. Go for a walk and then come back to it. :-)

Good luck! I know it will be awesome!

7:58 AM  
Anonymous ~*N*Luv*W/*Zach*~ said...

I don't think it would help if you have someone write YOUR books for you, no one can make them better than you. But if you do want to go see a movie... The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2 if a very good movie. I saw it yesterday.

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If ur stuck try to LIVE in ur book. I know it sounds weried but it helps me.....

And keep going ur almost there!!!
-Elise

9:09 AM  
Blogger candykrazy0728 said...

I love that book!Your the best at writing yup and I wish I could watch you work.Enjoy the movie!

9:23 AM  
Blogger Katherine said...

From your FAQ page: "Can I...have you write it for me and give me half the money? Sorry, but the answer ...is no... Don't worry if it isn't any good at first (want to know a secret? My first drafts aren't any good either!)"

Go watch the movie, and let your backbrain work on Heist while you catch up on other things. You're gonna be just fine.

9:44 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

If you dictate, I'd write, and I know several other people would too, but if someone else wrote it for you, it wouldn't be YOUR book anymore. You know the characters, where the plot is going, all the details that you have planned out in your mind, and no one else could really write it for you. LYKY and Cross My Heart were amazing, and you can pull this off too.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous inlovew/twilight said...

sry i'm lost! are you done writing gg3 and were waiting for the release date or are you still writing it????

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Allie said...

I bet u can do it by urself and u'll do fine! I'll b here to help tho... it doesn't help that we don't kno much about the book

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Lexa said...

The Sisterhood was a good movie! The books were better though. As usual. And by the way Ally, I would totally write your books for you but then you wouldn't sell as many and people might start burning the books I wrote. Which would hurt my feelings and you might have to go back to work :))

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Ally! I'm not sure, but isn't that considered cheating? Anyway, I think you just need a break. You might wanna watch a movie.
-Inna
PS Nobody writes books better than you!!

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where can I get these applications? Just kidding, you can write this book better than anyone. Good luck resisting watching movies and falling asleep!
--Nadia

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Lisa said...

Wow Ally, sounds tough! I will certainly write the books for you! They won't be any good (at all), and don't expect to sell any books, but call me anytime!
Just kidding, Ally. Go see a movie, take a short break, and continue. You can do it!

-Lisa

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey your almost done. Don't give up yet!!! whatever you write will be amazing!!!!

3:43 PM  
Anonymous angela said...

I would help,but you'll do a lot better without me.unless somebody starts writing it the opposite of how you "suddenly" know you want it then you can start writing again. =]

Glad Heist or "Otherwise Classified" as I've come to call it is at least at 74% done. So far my James Bond/Gallagher Girl type novel is at about 200 words. =]

And "Pinkies First" is still an outline. But if you heard my outline the title is like perfect.

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your an amazing writer Ally! I kno you'll get it soon! Look at how much progress youve made! Its amazing. Cant wait for the book. =)
Dont give up!
Luv ya,
Lins <3

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg!!! i LOVE the gallagher girls series!!!! and i just read that you were gonna write a third book! i am so glad. i just wanted to say that the idea of a shool for spies in a book is great. if you could, i would be really happy if you would reply to my e-mail.

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Erin, the redhead said...

I want to see that movie too!

And, you know, I just happen to know this one redhead who just happens to like fiction, writing, and the Oceans movies. I could give you her name if you want. :)

Then again, you have written 74% of it. Your version would turn out so much better.

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT????!!!!! James Patterson hires people to write his books????! Seriously???!!!!

9:55 PM  
Blogger Suzanne said...

Take a break and go enjoy that movie! Besides, NOBODY can be interesting every minute of every day. Good luck! Every one of us are supporting you!

10:07 PM  
Anonymous ~Kate~ said...

I'd totally do it, but you're almost finish with the book. You have 74% almost done!! The next 26 are going to fly by! so just hold your head up and sleep with a dictionary.

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

havent seen SOTTP2 yet, but my sister saw it and said it was cute....

no one can write your books better than YOU so quit stressing!
:)

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Cleo said...

Ooh! Ooh! I will write it for you Ally! Call me!

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Sarah who loves your books! said...

Aly, you are an amazing writer, do NOT give up and give it off to someone else(even though I'd be more than happy to help you). But if you gave it to soemone else, it wouldn't be YOUR book anymore, YOUR idea, YOUR-well, I think you get the idea!:) But maybe thats all you need to do. Go see some movies! Enjoy yourself! But bring a notebook with you and when you get an idea, you can write it down!

12:42 PM  
Anonymous alyssa said...

James Patterson hires other people to write his books for him? Dang

Wait...was that sarcasm?

Well, anyway. Ally, I'd write for you, but since I'm in another state, just hang in there, go see the movie, and sleep with a dictionary! You're great, you'll do it!

5:28 PM  
Anonymous Allycat said...

TSOTTP2 is AMAZING!!!!! You have to see it!!!!

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'd be happy to help, but you're more than halfway done and you'd do a much better job than me. Good Luck!!!! you'll be fine. -LEC :)

10:53 AM  
Blogger Ashley said...

What do you mean have someone else write it for you?? No one else could possably do that! Oh and did you see the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants??? I did, an it's really good!!!!

4:10 PM  
Blogger Kat said...

James Patterson hires people to write his books for him? I so did not know that! He is one of my favorite authors!!! Wow. Well, I still love the books no matter who writes them. Anyways, nobody can write the books better than you, Ally. Don't worry, something will come to you...eventually. Have fun lol!!=D

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont worry about it. you can finish the book in no time if you take a break once in a while to relax your mind. and please please finish the third gallagher girls book. im anxious to read it. i love the 2nd book and i cant stop rereading it. i love it! idk why but its really good.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Miranda said...

I feel your pain, I'm trying to write a book too but can't get past the first chapter. Even though I wrote another five already.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You dont need anyone to write your books for you you do GREAT at them in the first place so why stop.
Also no one will have the same ideas as you and the book wont be as good.
I just saw the sister hood of the traveling pants 2 and it is long, but really good.

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Brittany said...

I saw the sisterhood 2 yesterday and i thought it was really good; but they crammed all 3 books into one movie so a lot is left out.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Sophie said...

normally i hate reading but i read all of your books in 2 days and after id finish one i went to the book store and bout the other i love your ideas.... your books provoke all lot of emotion for a young reader like myself......i was wondering if it would they were being made in to a movie i know it would be an amazing movie as for your current status on your book i can't saying i'm going to help but i do know what i would like to happen... after reading your books i have realized that you are a very consitant author so if someone helps it would through off the flow of your book........plz work on the book whenever you can but don't rush it or be sloppy not that i think you would but your blog has led me to bielve that you have come to eather be laze or are having writers block or are just desperate to finish it eather way i know you will come through and the book will be even better than the rest

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Caity said...

Trust me. James Patterson should NOT have people write books for him. It's not right. But... anyways... I shall say that I like mini kit kat bars (hence your latest entry). Plus, write book yourself. Give us teenage girls inspiration!!!

Is this Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 any good???

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Chineme said...

come on ! I wasd so excited reading your book i read it in 2days

6:51 PM  
Anonymous PM said...

if u finish the third of the gallagher academy series will you bump up the date because i have read number 1 and 2 like a million times and -sighs- i really want to read the third because you are an awesome writer!!
-PM

6:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

writers block gets everyone from time to time

7:12 PM  
Blogger Sophie said...

normally i hate reading but i read all of your books in 2 days and after id finish one i went to the book store and bout the other i love your ideas.... your books provoke all lot of emotion for a young reader like myself......i was wondering if it would they were being made in to a movie i know it would be an amazing movie as for your current status on your book i can't saying i'm going to help but i do know what i would like to happen... after reading your books i have realized that you are a very consitant author so if someone helps it would through off the flow of your book........plz work on the book whenever you can but don't rush it or be sloppy not that i think you would but your blog has led me to bielve that you have come to eather be laze or are having writers block or are just desperate to finish it eather way i know you will come through and the book will be even better than the rest

after i read ur books i just ket rereading them and i kept guessin wt happened so i was inspired to attempt to write it my self to hold my self up until june 9th so i rote this im an amature author and im quite young but this is my version of ur writing this is but one chpt of many cant wait 4 the new book

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

by atempting to write this book as an amatour author i have truly come to appreciate ur work even more. it wasn't untill now tht i realized wt the hardest part of writting is, spacing out drama it truely is a skill u have aquired from experience i cant wait 2 read ur version a n aspiroing author and fan sophie

10:54 PM  

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