ally carter

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The title of the third Gallagher Girls book will be...

...revealed to anyone who can complete this puzzle!

GG3%20FINAL%20PUZZLE%20clues%20and%20grid.pdf

All you have to do is open the file (it's a pdf), print it out, and complete the puzzle.

I used a software program called Crossword Weaver that combines words that I submit with its own index of options. So, as a result, it's a REAL crossword! I've tried to make it as user-friendly as possible...but it's still pretty difficult.

I tried to make it as heavy on words/clues that followers of the books (and my blog) will know as possible, but I have to admit that the puzzle itself is still incredibly challenging.

But when have Gallagher Girls (and guys) ever backed down from a challenge?

One final thing I want to point out is that I've been using the word "contest" when talking about this crossword, but that actually isn't correct. There isn't a competition really--just between you and...yourself.

The only prize is knowing what the title will be (and hopefully that's prize enough).

The only thing I ask is that you give it a try, be patient, and please don't post spoilers in the comments.

Thanks, everyone!

And have fun!

-Ally


ps...edited to add: I'M MAKING SOME LAST MINUTE CHANGES. PLEASE CHECK BACK SOON!

pps...the revised version should be up now! The answers are the same but the clues are much improved (ie...easier). I think.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Cranky

I'm feeling disproportionately cranky this evening. That is to say that my level of crank is higher than my level of actual discomfort. Unless you count the discomfort brought on by crank itself, and then things level out nicely.

I have determined that the aforementioned crank stems from three things.

1. My phone died. As in DIED. As in I spent an hour on the phone with someone from Motorola and then drove to two different cell phone dealers only to be told "oh, yeah, it's dead."

The good news is that it's still under warranty so they're overnighting me a new phone. And I got a loaner phone for in the meantime. So this is why I shouldn't technically be as cranky as I am.

But I am.

2. My feet are weird.

Last year about this time I had the following conversation with one of my friends/coworkers, Beth.

Beth: I need new walking shoes.

Me: Me, too. I just dread having to break a new pair in.

Beth: You have to break in walking shoes?

Me: Yeah. Of course. You know how it takes a couple of months to wear holes in that padding stuff at the back of the shoe so that it will stop giving you blisters?

Beth: (says nothing but looks at me like I'm a freak)

Me: You know... How you have to wear holes in your shoes so they don't hurt?

Beth: Um...Ally...you shouldn't have to wear holes in your shoes to keep them from hurting.

Me: No. Really, you do. Look in my closet. Every pair of treadmill shoes I OWN have two identical holes in the back of the shoe.

Beth: Yeah, they shouldn't do that.

Me: YOUR shoes don't have holes in them?

Beth: No one's shoes have holes in them.

Me: So how do you reach the point when your feet don't blister and bleed when you walk?

Beth: YOUR FEET BLEED WHEN YOU WALK?

Me: Only a little.

Beth: Buy new shoes. Seriously. BUY NEW SHOES.


And thus began the great hunt for shoes that DO NOT result in massive blisters on the backs of my heels.

The hunt isn't going so well.

Last week I actually went to a store in town where you have to walk on a treadmill and they watch you and do all these crazy things, and I bought a pair of shoes...

And now my feet are bleeding.

WHY OH WHY HAVE I BEEN CURSED WITH THESE FREAK OF NATURE FEET?!?!?!


3. Maybe there is no three on second thought, but that doesn't make one or two any less crankified.


-Ally

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Paul Newman, man who thankfully wasn't fictional

One of the first blog posts I ever wrote was my Top 10 men who sadly are fictional. But there was one man I thankfully didn't have to put on that list because Paul Newman was in every way real.

He was a real movie star.

He was one half of a real love.

He was a real gentleman.

He was a real humanitarian.

He was a real talent.

He was a real heartthrob.

He was a real hero in many, many ways.

And, sadly, today he is no longer with us.

The first book I ever wrote has never been published, but in my mind it has already made into a movie and Paul Newman is starring.

The Heist/Kat book is still a first draft, but every time I read it I see Paul Newman as Kat's Uncle Eddie, the family patriarch and one of my favorite characters I've ever written.

I don't want to imagine a world without Paul Newman. But more than that I don't want to imagine a world where he, and men like him, were only fictional.

No one could have written a better man. No one. And he will be sorely missed.


-Ally



ps...I hate to think that there are people out there who are going to have to ask the question "who is Paul Newman", but if you somehow aren't familiar with his life and his work then I highly recommend you spend some quality time at your video store or on Netflix checking out classics like THE STING.

Or that you read some of the hundreds of articles that will no doubt be out in the coming days.

So please don't ask "who is Paul Newman". Instead, please take this chance to learn about him and be more like him.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Mini blog: randomness

My throat is starting to hurt again.

The state fair is starting soon which means I can't stop craving corndogs.

I have the sudden urge to re-read PRIDE AND PREJUDICE.

My sister was right and buying a second Tivo for the TV by the treadmill is perhaps the greatest exercise incentive EVER.

Did I mention my throat hurts?


-Ally

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

And speaking of lists...

Remember how a few days ago I blogged about the power of state reading lists? Well, a commenter in the last post mentioned that LYKY has been named to the Rosewater reading list.

Fast forward to ten minutes of frantic Googling...

YES! The Rosewater is the state reading list (I think) for Indiana!

Go Hoosier Gallagher Girls! Go Liz (my friend from my summer in D.C.) and Travis (my friend from that job I had in college!) Go Purdue (the school where I almost did my graduate work). Go John Green (who lives there now). And go Laura (my friend from grad school).

And go all the other people from Indiana whom I do not know.

But that got me to thinking that a lot of lists might come with the superpower of invisibility. After all, LYKY has been on the Rosewater list for at least a month so far as I can tell (maybe longer) and this was the first I've heard of it.

So...I've got a favor.

If either of the Gallagher Girl books is on a reading list in your state, could you please leave it in comments?

So far I know about Georgia, Texas, and I've heard rumors about Rhode Island. (But don't worry, Rhode Island, the rumors were VERY flattering.)

Later gators,
Ally

Monday, September 22, 2008

To-do list update

1. Register to vote in new state of residence

--Finished! The forms are in the mail and I'm ready to be heard on election day. Are you?


2. Figure out what you have to do to register to vote

--It turns out all I had to do was visit www.rockthevote.com and print out the voter registration form there and then place it in the mail to my state's office for such things. It couldn't have been any easier. So again I ask all of you (who are over 18) have you registered yet?


3. Worry a lot that registering to vote probably requires a local driver's license

--It didn't. At least it hasn't yet.


4. Get local driver's license

--Done! I just got back from both the drivers' testing station AND the tag agency. But never fear--I finally have a license for the state where I now reside!


5. Walk AT LEAST two times before Tuesday so Laci, your trainer, won't torture you with additional push ups.

--I walked Saturday. And I'll do it again tonight. I swear!


6. Unload dishwasher

--Done. But I think it needs running again.


7. Nap. A lot.

--I must say, this is the area of to-do-ness where I absolutely EXCEL!


8. Read 39 CLUES by Rick Riordan

--I'm almost halfway finished and boy is it good.


9. Try not to be too terribly jealous that Rick Riordan is the probably the best YA writer going right now and you're...well...not

--Not doing so well on this one. However, it just occurred to me that Rick is more of a middle-grade author, and I'm more YA. So that helps. A little.


10. Go see Burn After Reading

--Didn't get it done. Maybe tomorrow?


11. Call George (Clooney) and tell him that he's really good in Burn After Reading (even if he isn't--which he will be).

--Still owe George a call. Drats.


12. Stop checking email every two seconds to see if Editor Jen has written to say that the Heist/Kat book is colossal failure and that she regrets to inform you that Hyperion Books for Children would like to sever your professional relationship.

--Good luck with that.


13. Finish GG3 Title Crossword puzzle by the end of next week: September 26th

--Will do.


14. Post the GG3 Title Crossword on Wednesday, October 1!

--Absolutely.

Some minor housekeeping issues

Hi Everyone,

I just want to take a sec to remind everyone that the comment sections should be used for brief comments--preferably referring to the post in question or the books in general.

Personal messages to me, off-topic responses to other commenters, and fan fiction posts will not be approved and posted on the site.

To network with other readers and/or share your fanfiction I recommend some of the Gallagher Girls communities that have sprung up online at MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, and other networking sites.

Have a great night,
Ally

Friday, September 19, 2008

A purely hypothetical question

Hi gang,

So here's a long story and a short question for you.

My sister is on a committee for a local charity. The charity is having a fundraiser and I've agreed to be (for lack of a better term) up for auction.

Basically, I'll go to lunch with a group of readers and their parents.

Or maybe I'll make an appearance at a birthday party.

Another option is for people to bid to have me do a school visit at their school of choice.

Really, we' don't know WHAT to do! I'm really up for pretty much anything, but here's the problem: we honestly have no idea...

1. what readers and parents will want

and

2. what people doing the bidding (it's a silent auction) will want to pay the most for.

So here's the question for you: if an author (me) lived near you and was offering a few hours of her time, how would you most want to utilize that time? It could be any of the above or ANYTHING ELSE.

Be creative and comment away!

-Ally



ps...please note that this auction will be limited to the area where I currently live. I'm afraid that due to my busy writing schedule I will not be available to travel to accommodate other events or areas.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

To-do list

1. Register to vote in new state of residence

2. Figure out what you have to do to register to vote

3. Worry a lot that registering to vote probably requires a local driver's license

4. Get local driver's license

5. Walk AT LEAST two times before Tuesday so Laci, your trainer, won't torture you with additional push ups.

6. Unload dishwasher

7. Nap. A lot.

8. Read 39 CLUES by Rick Riordan

9. Try not to be too terribly jealous that Rick Riordan is the probably the best YA writer going right now and you're...well...not

10. Go see Burn After Reading

11. Call George (Clooney) and tell him that he's really good in Burn After Reading (even if he isn't--which he will be).

12. Stop checking email every two seconds to see if Editor Jen has written to say that the Heist/Kat book is colossal failure and that she regrets to inform you that Hyperion Books for Children would like to sever your professional relationship.

13. Finish GG3 Title Crossword puzzle by the end of next week: September 26th

14. Post the GG3 Title Crossword on Wednesday, October 1!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Times Delay

Hey gang,

As I mentioned a few days ago, my agent recently blogged about "overnight success" and how Love You Kill You hit the Times list almost two years after it was initially released.

Since Kristin's blog, a lot of people have commented with questions about how/why this happened.

There seems to be a misconception that because LYKY hadn't been a bestseller it was, by default, a failure. In truth, it's quite common for a book to sell well--really well--without hitting a major list.

You see, lists are determined by who has had a great week. LYKY was a book that, during its first two years, had a lot of very good weeks--bookstores kept selling out and reordering; the publisher kept going back to print. And, perhaps most importantly, people seemed to be telling their friends.

So it was a success. But it was a success that was certainly flying below the radar (which, I think was the point of Kristin's blog).

It sold well enough that when CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO SPY was released in October 2007 enough people were interested in the sequel that it had a "great" week and landed on the Times list.

At the time, LYKY was still doing well, but it wasn't as shiny and new as its baby sister, and that was okay by us.

And then a weird thing happened: in early January I got the call that both LYKY and CMH were going to be on the TIMES list. This absolutely floored me and to this day I still don't know exactly why/how it happened.

But that hasn't kept me from formulating some theories:

1. Holiday gift cards are a very important part of the teen book market. Let's face it, grandparents have no idea what to give the 13-year-old in their life, but they know they approve of reading, and so they give a lot of gift cards for the holidays and, as a result, YA sales in general tend to be very strong in end of December and early January.

And yet, a high tide floats all boats and I honestly don't know why LYKY floated a little higher than it had been. But it did.

Which brings us to...

2. When CMH hit the list it put new attention on the series in general and people wanted to start at the beginning, thus resulting in a new surge of people heading for the paperback.

Which leads us to...

3. With book 2 out and doing well, it stands to reason that both books 1 and 2 would get better placement in stores, included in "Bestseller" displays and ads, etc.


So, in some ways I think a person could say that book 1 hit the list because book 2 was there first. But you could also say that book 2 hit the list because book 1 got people hooked.

It's a chicken and egg thing, I guess, and whenever it comes to the Times list, I don't think anyone every knows ANYTHING for sure.

In the end there are only three things about which I am positive:

--it wasn't from self promotion.

All this time I was home...writing. And if book 3 hits the list it will probably be because people liked book 2 and, in that case, that was time well spent.

--it wasn't overnight.

I firmly believe that this is a business of referrals. Some books may come out and hit the list their first week (all the recent discussion of celebrity books makes for good examples of this), but in the long-run, word-of-mouth determines what you can still find on shelves months or years after a book's initial lay-down.

--all success is relative--especially in this industry.

The unagented just want an agent.

The agented just want to publish something.

The published just want to be published better (better reviews... better store placement... better sales, etc.).

So I can understand how some might say "Well, Ally got Kristin as an agent and Kristin sold her first (published) book (CHEATING AT SOLITAIRE) after it was on submission about a month--she's an overnight success!"

Well...that's true. If you gauge success in the amount of time your agent has to wait for an offer. That, of course, doesn't take into account the ten years I spent writing (really bad) screenplays. Or the still unpublished novel I wrote after that.

It also assumes that having two books on the Times list is where "success" ends. Because, in truth, it doesn't. Or at least for me. There's always some new challenge/goal. And not only that, but new books have to perform at least as well as previous books or else my "success" story of today becomes tomorrow's cautionary tale.

It's all relative. And it's all fleeting. And the only thing that stays the same so far as I can see is that every day my butt has to go in the chair and every day my fingers have to go on the keys and the less I think about the rest of it the more sane I'm able to stay.

Happy writing, everyone!

Ally

Mini Blog: Etiquette

Call me Miss Manners but lately there's something that's been on my mind, etiquette-wise:

I think it stands to reason that prefacing a statement with "no offense" does not make it acceptable or advisable to then say something offensive.

I have a feeling I'm probably not the only one.

Okay, rant over. Good night, everyone!



-Ally

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Writing-related blogs

Wow, is the the most creative blog title ever? I think it might be.

Geeze.

Anyway...

Lately I've read many interesting and thought-provoking blogs by writers blogging on the subject of reading/writing.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes has an excellent post today called "Finding and Keeping the Love" about how the act of writing and the process of being a writer changes once it becomes YOUR JOB. Very true stuff.

I also really enjoyed her post a few weeks back about why she (and I) think the new 90210 TV show doesn't work--or, more precisely, her "Thoughts on Characterization and Layers", which was excellent as well.

I have also enjoyed Shannon Hale's three part series on "How to Be a Reader".

And my agent, Kristin Nelson, just blogged about how overnight success takes 2 to 10 years.

All thought-provoking reads if you ask me.

But I want to add one more thing to the mix and then I'm going to stop talking about writing for a little while. I promise.

It seems that last week Lauren Conrad who, I'm told, is a reality TV star got a multi-book deal from a major publisher, HarperCollins.

Some people have asked how I feel about this, but to be honest I don't feel about it...at all.

Really. I don't.

Lauren Conrad's deal doesn't affect me in any way. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe someday in the near future someone is going to walk into a bookstore and be able to afford just Lauren's book or just my book and I'll lose out.

But there's nothing I can do about it...

Except write better books. So that's what I'm going to do.

When I first started writing I had no friends who were interested in the craft. I knew absolutely no one who was knowledgeable about the business. I was practically the girl in the literary bubble...

And looking back that's one of the best things that ever happened to me.

In this day and age there are probably hundreds of online writers groups where writers can form friendships and alliances. There are lots of writing organizations with local chapters where people can meet regularly to gossip about the business.

There are so many ways for writers to come together to talk about the problems of the industry (and, believe me, there are plenty), that now when I cruise through some of the online writers' boards I frequently wonder how any writing is getting done.

I know people who absolutely swear by their local chapter of RWA or SCBWI (if you don't know those terms, please google them), so I'm not telling anyone that they shouldn't be a member and they shouldn't network.

But I will tell you that during my early writing years I had no choice but to spend a grand total of zero hours a day discussing the Lauren Conrads of the world. And, looking back, that was probably a good thing.



--Ally

Thursday, September 11, 2008

The questions that aren't getting asked at all

Hi gang,

Today (if you don't mind) I'm going to rant a little bit more on the differences between writing for teen and adult audiences--specifically the differences that most people never even think to consider.


QUESTION: How important is word-of-mouth when building a teen following?

In my opinion, word-of-mouth is the best way to build a "breakout" book in both adult and YA fields. However, with teen books it has even more firepower.

When I get reader emails they very rarely say"I like your book". Usually they say, "All my friends and I really like your book".

Teens read in packs. I remember that from when I was younger and I see it all the time now. So if you write a book that one teen loves chances are good they'll recommend it to a friend or two. Or twenty.

If you write a book that they hate...

Well...why don't you just focus on writing a good book?


QUESTION: Do your teen readers expect to have a closer relationship with you?

Yes. Absolutely.

If you write for teens and adults expect to get more emails from teens. A lot more.

Maybe it's because they have more time or are more comfortable with email... Or maybe they just aren't intimidated by reaching out to a total stranger (which isn't always a good thing--practice Internet safety, girls!), but teens do not hesitate to write.

If they had my phone number, they'd call.

They would probably stop by for brownies if they had my address.

So yes. Emphatically yes.

I say this in part because it's one of the great things about writing for teens that you have an audience who isn't shy about giving feedback.

I say this also to let authors know that there are some teens who are looking for friendship, guidance, and a host of other things that we, as strangers, are not in a position to give.

There have been many instances when I've had to recommend that a teen take their questions (sometimes quite personal questions) to a parent, guardian, or school official because I am simply not qualified to be a counselor or mentor on personal matters.

It happens. Sadly, it happens all the time.


QUESTION: Do authors ever do school visits?

Some authors go to a school a week. Some go to one or two schools a year. Some have never done a school visit and never want to.

But the short answer to your question is yes. If you would like to do school visits that is an option that is possibly available to you.

From what I can gather, school visits themselves can run the gamut.

There are the free/local visit where a school asks you to come in for a few hours. Maybe the kids have read your books and everyone is incredibly thrilled and honored that you're there. Maybe the administration is just looking for a free substitute teacher.

Anything goes.

Then there are the school visits where a school official will contact you and ask you to come for a certain amount of time and do a certain number of presentations/workshops/assemblies/etc.

Usually if you are being asked to travel the school will offer to pay your travel expenses. If they do not offer you are well within your rights to ask and, if they say no, decline the offer.

Quite frequently, the school has some source of funding that will also allow them to pay you a small stipend or honorarium. I've heard anything from a few hundred dollars to a few thousand.

Again, anything goes.

I mention this simply because it is a revenue/networking option that's available to YA and children's authors that most adult fiction writers would never consider.


QUESTION: Will my book ever be used in a classroom? I'm not exactly a Bronte.

Oh, you'd be surprised.

There seem to be a lot of classes where students pick any book they want and sooner or later someone is going to pick your book.

This is, of course, the most flattering thing EVER!

Nevertheless, during school report season (and I swear these reports are all due during the same two weeks in every school in America), the questions will get a little overwhelming.

Because they all have questions.

And they all have reports due...tomorrow.

This is why one of the first things I recommend YA authors do is develop a portion of their websites devoted to frequently asked questions regarding school reports and papers on their books.


QUESTION: What are these "lists" I keep hearing about? Do they matter?

Well, if you're talking about state and national reading lists then o-boy, you betcha, do they ever?

Perhaps the biggest difference between marketing YA and adult books is the all-powerful reading list.

Essentially, every state (at least I think every state) will have a list of books that they recommend to students in certain grades during a given year.

Libraries, of course, have limited budgets, but the books on the reading lists will almost always get moved to the top of the "to buy" list.

Teachers will have contests to see who can read all of the reading list books before spring break.

So many good things come from being on a list.

For example, Love You Kill You was on the Georgia Peach reading list last year for middle schoolers in the state of Georgia. The kids read the books and then voted on their favorites.

So...essentially school officials all over the entire state of Georgia were recommending that their students read my book!

It is a very big honor and (from a purely business standpoint) it's the next best thing to Oprah.

In addition to the many state reading lists there are national reading lists like the ALA Quick Picks for Reluctant Readers that can pull a book out of obscurity and help it find a passionate audience.

Also, success breeds success, so it's not uncommon to see a book get "discovered" on the Quick Picks list, for example, and then over the next few years see it start start appearing on state lists and other great places.

Another way that lists are cool is that usually they're done by people who only care about putting kids and books together. They don't care if it's a new title. They aren't concerned about co-op. Books can have a second and third life because they found their niche on the right lists, and that's a very powerful (and wonderful) thing that seems to be very unique to YA/children's fiction.

Long live librarians!

Rant over.


QUESTION: Is there a difference between the shelf life of a teen vs. an adult title?

Yes. It has been my experience that books stay shelved in the teen sections longer than in adult sections. My unscientific opinion is because of the phenomenon mentioned above: word of mouth takes time. So while fewer teen books might get published or might have less space in the store overall, you'll have a little longer to claim your spot on the shelves than you would have in the adult portion of the store.


QUESTION: What do you do when your fans grow up? How can you have a career if your audience won't be reading teen stuff in ten years?

The bad news is that, yes, your audience is aging. The good news is that with YA fiction your core audience turns over about every five years.

There's a whole new crop of readers turning thirteen every year, and they're looking for books to read. I think that's why YA fiction is home to some of the most powerful backlists in publishing.

Take authors like S.E. Hinton and Judy Blume for example. They're still shelved prominently today. They still sell like gangbusters. Because every year there's a whole new crop of teen who are dying to read THE OUTSIDERS or FOREVER.

Also, I think that as teen fiction improves teen readers are going to be reading their favorite authors and series longer.

Kids who read HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE when they were 14 eagerly took DEATHLY HALLOWS with them to college.

Plus, as authors like Meg Cabot have proven, it's quite possible to write books for teens and "adult" titles that will appeal to those same teens once they age out of the YA demographic.


QUESTION: How much teen fiction is read by/written for actual teens and how much is really adult fiction that's just horribly shelved?

Now, this is a tough, tough question.

My personal opinion is that the vast majority of YA books are written first and foremost for actual teens.

A lot of YA books are understood and appreciate by both teens and adults who appreciate compelling, well-told stories and are secure enough with their own maturity that they don't have a complex about shopping in the "kids" section.

And then there are a few YA books that I honestly think appeal more to adult readers than to teens themselves. Not that they don't appeal to any teens--they just strike me as an 10/90 book (where 10% of the audience is teens and 90% is adults as opposed to most teen fiction where it's more like 90/10).

There's nothing wrong with this at all. But I do think it happens. And a lot of the time you'll find those books shelved in other places in foreign markets because they do straddle the adult/YA line.

And then, of course, you have the TWILIGHTS and the HARRY POTTERS where teens rave about the books so much that their mothers have to read them. And then the mothers recommend the books to their book clubs. And then the people in the book club rave about them to their coworkers.

And so on and so on until you've got a phenomenon.

Which makes me very, very proud to be writing teen fiction.


QUESTION: Is YA really a genre? I write romance/horror/thriller/sci fi. Can I do that...but for teens?

I honestly don't know how to answer the first question. Yes. I think.

Some people say that YA is an age or maturity classification and not a genre. Some say of course it's a genre. I say "most of my readers are teenage girls" and shrug and go back to work.

The best way to answer this I think is to say that you have written a "YA" novel if it is about a teen character dealing with issues through a teen perspective. Note I didn't say "teen issues."

A book about a 16-yr-old who has to stop a madman from sinking an oceanliner full of tourists is a teen book. A story about a 50-yr-old looking back on the time she saved an oceanliner full of tourists when she was 16 is an adult book. A story about a 30-yr-old who saves an oceanliner full of tourists is adult too.

A teen character can be on a spaceship (sci fi) or tracking down serial killers (thriller) or falling for someone she's not supposed to love (romance), but chances are it will be seen as YA first and foremost and whatever genre it represents second.

This is both good and bad, I'm told.

Bad if you're expecting your adult audience to follow you over to the YA shelves (or your YA audience to follow you to your adult stuff). They aren't shelved together, so unless you've got the best newsletter mailing list in the world a lot of readers aren't going to know about your new stuff unless they typically browse both places.

The good news is that it's easier to experiment across genres if you write YA because everything's in one place. Your scifi is by your western is by your literary masterpiece. There's far less re-branding when that happens. Plus, teens are flexible.



Okay, gang, that's all I can think of for now.

Enjoy and happy writing!

Ally

The wrong questions...

I attended a couple of writers' conferences last summer. I enjoy conferences. I like notebooks and name badges and having an excuse to wear the three cute outfits I own.

But this year it felt like I gained less from the sessions themselves than I usually do.

This is probably due to a lot of things, not the least of which is that I've been doing this for a while now and I'm simply farther along the learning curve than I used to be.

As a result I spent a lot of time twisting in my chair, wanting to shout out the things that I've learned so far. But I couldn't. Because shouting is a good way to get escorted out of the Hyatt or the Marriott.

So instead I'll do my shouting here--in the comfort of my own blog.

Please note that what follows is my HONEST opinion about the differences in writing for teens and adults. If you don't want my honest opinion, stop reading. If you continue to read, consider yourself warned.

One of the sessions that I attended was a session on the differences in writing for teen and adult audiences. But two minutes into the session I wanted to stand up and tell everyone in the audience that they were asking the wrong questions.

Now don't get me wrong, they were no doubt very common questions, but in my opinion if you want to be successful in the YA market, they were the wrong questions.

So here is my lame, Thursday-morning-just-got-back-from-the-gym-and-I'm-too-lazy-to-go-upstairs-and-do-some-real-work attempt at answering the wrong questions and steering people toward the right ones.


WRONG QUESTION: How do I develop an authentic teen voice?

THE RIGHT QUESTION: Do I have a voice that's appealing to teens?

After all, would you ask "how do I write in a voice that mystery readers would respond to?" Or "how do I sound like a science fiction reader?" No. You wouldn't.

Your voice is your voice is your voice. Period. And frankly, either you've got a voice that teens will enjoy or you don't.

Furthermore, all teens don't sound the same and neither do all teen novels.

There are very successful teen authors who use long sentences and huge words and very complicated sentence structures. And then there are teen authors like me.

There is no such thing as a "teen" voice. And no amount of hanging out in shopping malls and eavesdropping on the kids at the next table is going to teach you to write in a manner that will appeal to those kids.

Furthermore, trying to mimic those readers is an almost surefire way to make those kids hate your book. They know imitators when they see them. They don't take kindly to pandering.

Trying to write like you think teens want you to write is the fastest way I know to fail in this business.

Write how you write. Either it'll work for the YA market (or the horror market, or romance market, or scifi market, etc) or it won't. At the very least, teens will respect you for it.



WRONG QUESTION: How long does a YA novel have to be?

THE RIGHT QUESTION: How important is pacing in YA novels?

It's true that, in general, the average word count for a YA novel is shorter than for an adult novel--probably in the 50,000 word range. (FYI, my novels are usually close to 60,000 words, but that's simply what works for me.)

If there is anything that Harry Potter and Twilight have taught us it's that word count doesn't make or break a YA novel.

Pacing is what really matters when writing for teens.

Teens don't care if your book is 1,000 pages just so long as something incredibly interesting happens on 999 of them.

So write your story. And then stop. And then rewrite and rewrite until you're not saying something with 12 words that could just as easily be said with seven.

And that's how long your novel needs to be.


WRONG QUESTION: How much should I "lower" my writing when writing for teens? (Basically, how much do I dumb down my books?)

RIGHT QUESTION: Do teens have different attention spans, vocabulary capabilities, etc than adult readers?

Yes. It has been my experience that you should have different expectations of teen readers than adult readers: you should expect your teen readers to be smarter.

Now, I'm not saying that adults are dumb. But it's been my experience that teens have far more highly-calibrated BS-o-meters, and therefore make for far more discerning readers.

Adult readers might patiently wait four chapters for a story to start. Teens have things to do and places to be. If you want them to engage with your story you need to give them something good on every page.

And it even goes beyond pacing. If a character has a moment where she acts in a completely uncharacteristic way, your teen readers will notice it. If the entire plot of your novel could go away if the main character would make a perfectly logical phone call, then teen readers will point that out.

I don't know if it's a generational difference or simply something that happens between the ages of 13 and thirty as we start spending less time in classrooms and more time doing the same functions day after day, but that has certainly been my experience.

Teens are used to being challenged and tested and forced to think about things analytically, so do NOT write down to teens. Not if you want a career in YA literature.



WRONG QUESTION: How is the best way to market to teens? Do I have to blog?

RIGHT QUESTION: Do teens use the Internet to connect with authors?

If you are a new, relatively-unknown author I do not believe that blogging will have a noticeable impact on your book sales. Blogging when you have no audience is very much like singing in your bathroom--no one is going to hear you.

Even if you're fairly well-known, I don't think that blogging itself (or really any kind of web presence) is something you should expect to draw new readers to your books.

I do, however, think it's a way of connecting with readers and perhaps keeping them interested until you've published your next book. I feel very certain about that.

So my take on blogging and all things Internet is my take on all aspects of marketing--do what you enjoy and nothing else.

I don't blog to sell books. I blog because I like it. And if it keeps me on readers' minds while they're waiting on the new book, then all the better.

But don't go out and set up a blog, a Myspace, a Facebook, a website, and everything else under the sun and then wonder why you haven't hit the TIMES list. In my opinion it doesn't really work that way.


THE WRONG QUESTION: How much sex, violence, bad language can I put in my YA novel?

THE RIGHT QUESTION: My story contains very adult themes and elements. Will this change how it is published and marketed?

YA novels span the content spectrum. My "adult" books (CHEATING AT SOLITAIRE, LEARNING TO PLAY GIN) are far cleaner than a lot of YA books that are out there. And that's okay.

There is no right and wrong answer to the first question--which is why it's the wrong question.

There is no magic list of words you can't use or topics that you can't cover.

You are only limited by what you can do well and what is honestly necessary.

Sex for sex's sake will not sell your YA novel. Language won't put you on the TIMES list. But neither are these things taboo when they are honestly appropriate for the story you're trying to tell.

That's not to say that teen novels with more "adult" content won't be handled slightly differently.

For starters, YA books typically come with an age recommendation. For readers 11 and up... For readers 14 and up... Etc.

Books with a lot of adult content will likely be 14 (or maybe even 16) and up. They probably would be targeted more at high school than middle school audiences (which is fine.)

They might not be picked up as readily at retailers that try to stock books for the widest possible segment of age ranges and readers. I dunno.

What I do know is that it's perfectly acceptable to write your story about a 15-year-old girl with a potty-mouth who turns to prostitution to pay for her heroine habit...

Just don't be surprised if they aren't selling it at your middle schooler's book fair.

I write "clean teen" (as my former editor used to put it) books because...well...that's what I write. I probably couldn't do dark, gritty, or edgy if I tried.

And that's worked well for me.

I highly recommend you do what works for you and the stories you want to tell.



Thanks for listening, gang.

Tomorrow (if you guys want) I'll tackle the questions that people don't ask at all...but should.


-Ally

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Monday, September 08, 2008

How I celebrated finishing the book

7:30 wake up

8:30 meet the new team of plumbers to get a second opinion on sewage system

8:35-10:30 listen as the plumbers crawl around under my house using terms like "U-joint" and "cast iron fitting"

10:35 Get estimate from second set of plumbers.

10:36 Give second set of plumbers green light to start digging up back yard in the hopes that they won't have to dig too far

11:00 Walk on treadmill

1:00 Go out to lunch and take shiny, pretty, freshly-printed copy of the new book and start reading

2:00 Return to house to find a city inspector...inspecting things

2:15-3:30 Watch SAMURAI GIRL on Tivo and wish ROSWELL hadn't been canceled because Michael from that show was dreamy and is possibly even dreamier with short hair. And a sword.

3:30 Plumbers occasionally knock on the door and instruct me to flush all the toilets in the house

4:00 Plumbers are finished! Massive hole is refilled! Faulty sewer parts are replaced!

4:10 Do very, very happy dance.

4:50 Go to movies to celebrate! See HANCOCK even though it's been out for forever.

5:30 Come to realize that HANCOCK is a VERY good movie--an excellent example of high concept that goes deeper. A story that has a great balance of internal and external conflict.

7:00 Get celebratory call from (fictional) boyfriend George Clooney.


GEORGE: Hey, you! I hear congratulations are in order.

ME: I know! I've been flushing for no reason for hours.

GEORGE: Um...I was talking about finishing the book.

ME: Oh, yeah.

GEORGE: But I'm a little bummed.

ME: Why?

GEORGE: Aren't you SUPPOSED to be writing Gallagher Girl books? I mean, I think people like the Gallagher Girl books. Isn't it sort of...rude to be writing something else?

ME: Well, I liked you on ER. You were a sexy pediatrician. I loved you as a sexy pediatrician. Every woman in America loved you as a sexy pediatrician. Why don't you go back to being a sexy pediatrician?

GEORGE: Hey, I thought you liked my movies.

ME: I do.

GEORGE: What about Ocean's 11--I was kinda sexy in Ocean's 11.

ME: Yeah, you were--

GEORGE: And didn't you blog about MICHAEL CLAYTON not long ago?

ME: Yeah, but--

GEORGE: And I just have one word: Oscar.

ME: Hey, I was the one who was be justifiably indignant!

GEORGE: Oops. Sorry. Go on.

ME: So see, you liked doing ER and you were really, really good on ER. But aren't you glad you tried something else, too?

GEORGE: Oscar.

ME: Exactly. And on behalf of women everywhere I would like to say that a sexy conman and a sexy lawyer and a sexy spy were all just as good as your sexy pediatrician.

GEORGE: You really thought I was sexy in Syriana?

ME: Oscar.

GEORGE: Point taken.

ME: So do you see why even though people might have been happy if you'd played it safe and stayed on ER, branching out was ultimately very good for both you AND your fans?

GEORGE: This is where you talk about growing as an artist and stretching yourself and following your inspirational gut, isn't it?

ME: Actually, I was going to say I just really liked you as a sexy conman, but those are all really good points, too.


8:00 Watch PRISON BREAK

9:00 To be determined.


-Ally


ps...just to remind everyone, GG3 is finished, for all practical purposes. Writing Kat/Heist isn't slowing down the progress of GG3. If anything, I think taking a small break to work on a new project might make future Gallagher Girl books even stronger.

pps...I don't know if this will sway anyone's opinions or not, but...one of the boys in Heist is...well...dreamy. Like cry-into-your-pillow-because-he-isn't-real delicious. And early readers (and by "early readers" I mean Jennifer Lynn Barnes) agree.

Zach and Josh DEFINITELY have some competition is all I'm saying.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Super Mini Blog: THE BOOK IS FINISHED

Well, if by finished you mean "I've been all the way through it once and now have to gear up for three or four months of mind-numbingly hard rewrites" then yeah, it's finished.

By the way, this book is the one I sloppily refer to as "Heist" or sometimes "Kat". It doesn't have a title or a publication date yet but will in all probability follow GG3 sometime in late 09 or maybe 2010.

If you want to know more about this (or anything else, really) please take advantage of the "search" box at the top of this blog. By typing in Heist or Kat you can get a lot of info.

thanks and have a great weekend!
Ally

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Mini blog: Sewage

I will not tell you guys the full details of my current plumbing situation.

I'll just say the word "backhoe" has been mentioned multiple times and leave it at that.

Plus I have a lot to do--lots to write. Lots of funny to put on the page.

But it's hard to be exceptionally funny...

When your life has been overrun by...

Sewage.

And that's all I'll say.



--Ally



ps...I'll say one more thing. It's important to be financially independent. It's important to be able to tell your parents "seriously, this isn't a huge deal" and mean it. It's important to be able to hear not one--not two--but THREE plumbers say, "Well, it's not gonna be cheap" and not panic.

Different people have different reasons for having different financial goals. Some people want an island. Some want fancy cars.

I want to look a plumber in the eye and say "do what you have to do" and not freak out about how you're going to pay the bill.

Of all the things I've done in my life this is the thing that makes me proudest--that I can do all that and more.

So work hard, gang. Work very, very hard.

Because sewage happens.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Mini Blog: the card books

Lately the weirdest thing has been happening: people have been asking me if/when I'll write a third book in my series for older readers.

The first book was CHEATING AT SOLITAIRE. The second was LEARNING TO PLAY GIN. And collectively they sold roughly two dozen copies.

Personally, I thought the books were a lot of fun, and I really do love those characters, but the numbers are just...bad. And that's the most important thing when it comes to these decisions, I'm afraid.

So while I'm very honored that people have started reading those books lately, and I'm always flattered when people ask for more, I'm afraid it probably isn't in the cards (hehe--cards...get it?) to see a book 3.

Thanks!

Ally

Monday, September 01, 2008

I think I might be a criminal mastermind


As you can see, I've had a very busy/productive weekend working on the new Heist book.

I don't want to get too high on it too early, but I reached the conclusion late Friday night that I might need to change my official occupation from "author" to "author/criminal mastermind in training".

I'm not saying I WILL start pulling art heists...

But I am giving it some serious thought.


-Ally